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Uneducated NBA Star Urges Kids To Stay In School
Commentary, Opinion

Today's Kids Have No Valor

I am Higelac of the Healfdanes, and I have spoken. The youth of today have no valor. No courage of kings. T-shirts? Blue jeans? When…
Dispatch, News

Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a study released Monday by the Department of Health and Human Services, drug use is on the decline among uncool kids in…
Point/Counterpoint

We Must Do Everything We Can For The Children vs. Children, Schmildren

Do you realize that a recent UNICEF study showed that nine million U.S. children suffer from malnutrition? And that 2,699 infants are born into poverty…
Commentary, Opinion

Zweibel 'N' The Kids

Yesterday, my great-great-great grand-niece burst into my bed-chamber with her two young brats in tow. “Uncle Zweibel,” asked Ludmilla, “can you watch the kids while…
News, News In Photos

Lottery Winner Burns Money In Faces Of Poor Children

Local

Fog Machine Heightens Drama At Children's Piano Recital

SOMERVILLE, MA—A fog machine heightened the drama at a children’s piano recital Sunday, injecting considerable tension into an otherwise routine affair. “Right in the middle…
Commentary, Opinion

Today's Kids Have No Valor

I am Higelac of the Healfdanes, and I have spoken: The youth of today have no valor! No courage of kings! T-shirts? Blue jeans? When…
Entertainment

Kathie Lee's Children
Graphical Feature, Sports

Just For Kids

Where Does Bacon Come From?
Local

New Report: Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids

A study released this week by the Department of Health and Human Services reveals that drug use is down among uncool American kids. The federal…

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