A 4-year-old from Illinois who scored 156 out of 160 on an IQ test was accepted into Mensa, the largest and oldest high-IQ organization in the world. What do you think?

“Whoa, that kid must know a lot of colors.”

Kelli Zandman, Junior Chaplain

“I’ve heard enough to hate him.”

Marvin Bybee, Allergy Expert

“My 4-year-old can barely do our taxes.”

Lou Robbins, Rebuttal Writer

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