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Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children

PITTSBURGH—Detailing the harmful, long-term effects of early exposure to the ball club’s dismal on-field product, parents and child safety organizations denounced the Pittsburgh Pirates Monday…
Local

Woman’s Career Dies In Childbirth

DAYTON, OH—In a tragic turn to what loved ones had expected to be a joyous day, family sources confirmed Tuesday that area woman Sandra McDowell’s…
Politics

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child

WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a…
American Voices

Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo

An Ohio couple gave birth to a baby developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years, which appears to be…
Local

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Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law

WASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball game was far more important than his…
Local

Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp
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Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading

Studies show that children who read for pleasure perform better on tests and suffer from fewer mental health problems. Here are some tips for fostering…
Commentary

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves?

Like every parent, I want my kids to be safe. I know that for my young daughter and son to grow and thrive, they need…
Local

Tile Store Offended By Sponsored Little League Team Celebrating Win At Pizza Place Instead

ITHACA, NY—Scoffing at the idea that the players would be able to properly honor their victory anywhere else, the owner of local tile store All Stone and…
Local

Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle

CANYON LAKE, TX—Remarking that the 3-year-old didn’t even come close to stealing the show at a recent family wedding, witnesses reported Monday that they were…

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