Despite objections from student rights groups, South Korea enacted a law to combat smartphone youth addiction by banning mobile phones and digital devices in school classrooms. What do you think?

“That’s why I always carry a landline.”

Laura Barron, Registrar Overseer

“What else are they supposed to do during class?”

Peter Lopez, Rumor Publisher

“It’s better to record fights as an epic poem anyway.”

Omar Chatman, Seed Packager

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