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Treasury Secretary Bessent Threatens To Punch Senior Trump Official In Face

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent erupted at top housing finance official Bill Pulte during a private dinner, threatening to “punch [him] in [his] fucking face” after…
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Study: Warmer Weather Drives More Sugar Consumption

A study published in Nature Climate Change found that warmer temperatures drive Americans to consume more added sugar, especially from sodas and frozen treats. What…
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Justice Barrett Defends Overturning ‘Roe v. Wade’

In her first television interview since joining the Supreme Court, Justice Amy Coney Barrett defended the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, claiming abortion policy…
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C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!

Gather ’round, friends, and lend me your ears! Today, I bring to you a marvelous proposition, one that can become a reality with everyone’s help.…
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4-Year-Old Accepted Into Mensa

A 4-year-old from Illinois who scored 156 out of 160 on an IQ test was accepted into Mensa, the largest and oldest high-IQ organization in…
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Putin, Xi Discuss Immortality On Hot Mic

Russian and Chinese Presidents Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping were overheard on a hot mic during a Beijing military parade discussing continuous organ transplants and…
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Florida Eliminates All Vaccine Mandates

Florida’s surgeon general announced that the state will eliminate all childhood vaccine mandates, although legislative approval may still be required. What do you think?
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U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members

The U.S. military struck and killed 11 people aboard a Venezuelan vessel that President Trump alleged were smuggling narcotics, with critics questioning the legality and…
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South Korea To Ban Mobile Phones In Classrooms

Despite objections from student rights groups, South Korea enacted a law to combat smartphone youth addiction by banning mobile phones and digital devices in school…
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