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  • Gymnasts Are Hot!

    Gymnasts Are Hot!

    My spectator event of preference would be the sport (perhaps even “art”) of gymnastics. There is nothing in this world I prefer to a quiet…

  • Vatican Condemns Wack MCs

    VATICAN CITY—In conjunction with the release of his latest album, MixMaster FunkBlaster Pope-a-Fied To The T.O.P., His Holiness Pope John Paul II issued an official…

  • NASA, NASCAR Merge

    NASA, NASCAR Merge

    CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—In an effort to generate excitement and public support for America’s struggling space program, NASA announced Monday that it will join the wildly…