The FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent research. What do you think?

“This is why there shouldn’t be an approval process for drugs.”

Bernard Davies, Cheese Sampler

“I prefer to not know what drugs will do to me anyway.”

Heidi Keohan, Staple Separator

“But it’s generating fake studies faster and more efficiently than any human could.”

Chuck Trammell, Zucchini Fryer

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