Iowa women’s basketball star Caitlin Clark was selected by the Indiana Fever as the first overall pick in the highly anticipated 2024 WNBA draft. The Onion investigates the pros and cons of the 22-year-old phenom going to play for the Women’s National Basketball Association.
PRO
Basketball seems like a natural fit for someone of her talents.
CON
Lose access to free healthcare at University of Iowa Student Health Center.
PRO
Fifth screen at sports bar no longer has to show the news.
CON
The sexist WNBA creates an environment that pits women against each other.
PRO
Can develop her skills in a low-stakes environment.
CON
Have to find a new Spanish tutor.
PRO
No more homework!
CON
Longtime Indiana Fever fans will see ticket prices skyrocket up to $25
PRO
Won’t have to learn a new woman’s name.
CON
Will have to bring her own basketball.
