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Taylor Swift Fans Furious After Artist Excluded From ESPN’s List Of Best NBA Players Of 2020

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Coordinating to lambast the publication across social media platforms, Taylor Swift fans were reportedly furious Thursday after the artist was excluded from ESPN’s list…
Sports

NBA Figures They Garnered Enough Praise To Let All The Players Get Covid Now

NEW YORK—Rationalizing that the league was effectively above criticism at this point, a spokesperson for the National Basketball Association confirmed Tuesday that they had probably…
Sports

Grief Psychologists Say Best Way To Cope With Death In The Family Is Dropping 50 In NBA Game

PITTSBURGH, PA—Urging suffering individuals to take concrete action to address their lingering pain, grief psychologists from Carnegie Mellon University released a study Tuesday finding that…
Sports

Lakers 2021 NBA City Uniforms Honor Los Angeles With New On-Fire Design
Sports

Winners And Losers Of The 2020 NBA Draft

Taking place amid the uncertainty of Covid-shortened seasons and a flurry of high-profile trades, the 2020 NBA draft will have huge implications for which GMs…
Sports

Desperate NBA Prospects Crowd Around List Taped To ESPN Bulletin Board To See Who Got Drafted

BROOKLYN—Frantically scanning the list to find their names, the 2020 NBA draft prospects desperately crowded around a bulletin board Thursday morning to see who got…

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Report: 78% Of NBA Prospects Found After Scout’s Car Breaks Down Near Barn Where Kid Shooting On Netless Hoop

BLUE MOUNTAIN, MS—Confirming decades of the speculation about talent development, the NBA released a new report Wednesday revealing that 78% of draft prospects were discovered…

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