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Draymond Green Passes Bill Laimbeer As All-Time NBA Leader In Nuts Tapped
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Texas School’s Unbanned Books Down To 3 Copies Of Tom Clancy’s ‘Threat Vector’

SAN ANTONIO—Following the removal of thousands of volumes from the district’s shelves, sources confirmed Tuesday that Bradley Middle School’s unbanned books were down to three…
Basketball, Sports

Charles Barkley Insists Modern Stars Would Not Score 10 Points A Game In Tougher 1400s NBA

PHILADELPHIA—Decrying a “softer” game that has players wearing shoes instead of playing in bare feet on a hay court, Charles Barkley took to local talk…
Basketball, Sports

Cade Cunningham Unmotivated After Zero Teams Pass On Him In NBA Draft

BROOKLYN—Shrugging and deciding it would be nice to get some ice cream right now instead of vowing to destroy rival players, former Oklahoma State point…
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The Greatest NBA Finals Performances Of All Time

Legends are made and legacies are secured in the spotlight of the NBA Finals, where a transcendent performance can forever seal a spot as one…

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Ron Artest Lands Consulting Role Teaching NBA Players How To Defend Selves From Rowdy Fans

LOS ANGELES—Responding to a wave of violence and harassment, the NBA brought in Ron Artest Thursday to act as a consultant on how players can…
Sports

Spend $15 Building Your Ultimate NBA Lineup

Sure, your favorite team’s GM sucks, but could you do any better? Would you chase stars to form a Big 3 or build around the…
Sports

‘I’d Trade All Of This For An NBA Title In A Heartbeat,’ Says Patrick Ewing To Georgetown Players Before First Tournament Game

INDIANAPOLIS—Opening up to his team before their first round match up against Colorado, Georgetown head coach Patrick Ewing reportedly told his players Saturday, “I would…
Sports

James Harden Pump Fakes Under 4 Dummies During NBA All-Star Drawing-Fouls Challenge

ATLANTA—Pushing back against the faceless foam defenders before pulling up with a wildly flailing turnaround jumper, Brooklyn Nets guard James Harden pump faked under four…
Sports

The Biggest Snubs From The 2021 NBA All-Star Game

Like clockwork every year dozens of deserving NBA stars get snubbed while useless, washed-up stars like Kevin Durant and LeBron James coast in on reputation…
Sports

NBA Shot Clock Ejected From Game After Startling Referee With Buzzer

NEW ORLEANS—In a controversial call that quickly drew widespread criticism, NBA referee Josh Tiven reportedly ejected the shot clock at the New Orleans Pelicans game…

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