Vol 61: Issue 45

American Voices

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat

A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What do you think?
Politics

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
News

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school…
Entertainment

Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago
Cartoons

Over the River Into the ’Hood
Basketball, Sports

NBA Reaffirms Commitment To Gamblers Only Ruining Their Lives Legally

NEW YORK—Following a series of illicit betting scandals that have sent shock waves through the league, the National Basketball Association issued a statement Monday reaffirming…

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