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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lorde

New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde has released Virgin, her fourth studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss identity, inspiration, and what’s next.…
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The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview
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Jared Leto Teases ‘Tron: Ares’ Villain Will Be Teen Girl Who Lies For Attention

LOS ANGELES—Revealing new details about the highly anticipated film, actor and producer Jared Leto teased Wednesday that the villain in Tron: Ares would be a…
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‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching

ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a disclaimer that aired Tuesday at the beginning…
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Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso

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Driving Surges In Popularity Thanks To ‘F1’ Film

LOS ANGELES—Coinciding with a spike in interest in cars and moving fast, a trend report published Friday by Edmunds Research confirmed that driving was surging…
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New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice

CHICAGO—With the fourth season of the hit FX show now streaming, viewers reportedly tuned into new episodes of The Bear Wednesday and watched a mutant…
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What To Know About ‘Love Island USA’

Love Island USA is in the midst of its seventh season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the reality dating series. Q:…
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Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
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Taylor Swift Wakes Up From Nightmare Where Travis Kelce Wins Oscar Before Her

BOCA RATON, FL—Sitting straight up in bed in a cold sweat as she struggled to shake the horrifying image from her mind, pop superstar Taylor…
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Timeline Of Timothée Chalamet And Kylie Jenner’s Relationship

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, one of Hollywood’s most talked-about couples, have been together for over two years. The Onion presents a timeline of the…

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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed…
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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover

LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring…
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Jeremy Allen White Undergoes Experimental Mouth Enlargement Surgery
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Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

LOS ANGELES—In recognition of their outstanding contributions to the true crime genre, convicted killers Lyle and Erik Menendez were honored this week with a star…
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Dakota Johnson

Dakota Johnson stars in Materialists, a new romance from director Celine Song. The Onion sat down with the actress to discuss love, ambition, and what’s…
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Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining

LOS ANGELES—Teasing several juicy details on the heels of their recent $1 billion purchase of the franchise, Amazon officials announced Friday that the next James…

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