Sean “Diddy” Combs faces federal sex trafficking and racketeering charges in a newly unsealed indictment that claims he hit and abused women for over a decade while presiding over a sordid empire of sexual crimes. What do you think?

“If only there were any warning songs.”

Andrew Ponce, Unemployed

“I think he goes by ‘Defendant’ now.”

Tyler Damron, Leaflet Folder

“It’s always the ones with a history of abusing women that you least suspect.”

Sierra Bedford, Systems Analyst

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