Coffee beans are hitting record-high prices not seen in nearly 50 years after difficult growing seasons among some of the world’s top-producing regions. What do you think?

“I knew one day we’d regret dumping all that tea into Boston Harbor.”

Cameron Pruse, Adhesive Developer

“Good thing my coffee comes from the store.”

Gabrielle Fernandes, Courtroom Decorator

“That’s why I switched to $8 matchas.”

Justin White, Box Labeler

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