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FLORENCE, ITALY—Millions flocked to a museum in Florence this week to witness an image of Christ’s face suspended on an ordinary piece of canvas. “It…

MOSCOW—With severe political instability, economic woes and a war in Chechnya threatening to tear Russia apart, Kremlin officials announced today that a man with a…

PORTO-NOVO, BENIN—According to inside sources in the capital city of Porto-Novo, the nation of Benin is not currently torn by war. In addition to lacking…

ATLANTA—The U.S. men’s basketball “Dream Team” took home a small soft drink from McDonald’s yesterday, making its players big winners and quenching their Olympic-sized thirsts.…

QUANTICO, VA—According to a recently published report, Navy Admiral John A. Weinhardt, 57, thinks he is “Mr. Important,” or something. “Oooooooh… Aren’t we Mr. Special?…

ATLANTA, GA—In a moving display of the Olympic spirit, the First Baptist Church of Atlanta will burn ceremonially throughout the entirety of the 1996 Summer…