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Georgia Officials Remind Voters To Bring 2 Forms Of Weapon To Intimidate Election Workers

ATLANTA—As part of a public campaign to prevent the state’s residents from being turned away at the polls, Georgia officials reminded voters Thursday that they…
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Poll Watcher Slaps ‘I Voted Sticker’ On Bump Stock
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Polling Place Boosts Attendance With ’80s Night
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Nation Braces For Potential Post-Election Violence

American voters are approaching the 2024 presidential election with deep unease about what could follow, including the potential for political violence, attempts to overturn the…
American Voices

Trump Says He Would Protect Women ‘Whether Women Like It Or Not’

Former President Donald Trump said at his rally in Green Bay, WI that he would “protect” women “whether the women like it or not,” remarks…
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Pros And Cons Of Making Election Day A Federal Holiday

As designated by Congress in 1845, election day falls on the first Tuesday following the first Monday of November every year. The Onion examines the…

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Las Vegas Unveils New Swim-Up Voting Booths
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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID

INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires…
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History Of Voting Rights In The U.S.

This Tuesday, millions of American citizens will exercise their right to vote. The Onion presents a historical timeline of how voting rights in the U.S.…
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Trump Attempts To Soften Image With New Airbrushed JCPenney Beauty Shots

TRAVERSE CITY, MI—In an effort to reach out to swing voters crucial to his reelection bid, former President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to soften his…
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JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness

CINCINNATI—Moments after he frantically nailed two-by-fours across the closed door of the bedroom he shares with his wife, vice presidential candidate JD Vance issued a…
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What Issues Are Most Important To Gen Z Voters?

Gen Z voters ages 18 to 27 could tip the scale in a tight race for the White House. The Onion shares the issues that…

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