Robert Francis Prevost, known now as Leo XIV, will be the 267th occupant of the throne of St. Peter, the first American to fill the role of Pope. What do you think?

“Now all 340 million of us have somewhere to crash in Rome.”

Duncan Knight, Systems Analyst

“If he can speak more than one language, he’s not American.”

Seamus O’Connor, Juice Bottler

“I thought walking out to Springsteen was a bit much.”

Kelly Chen, Squirrel Whisperer

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