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Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track

The Life Of A Showgirl, Taylor Swift’s newest album, will be released Oct. 3. The pop star gave The Onion a preview of the album,…
Politics

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom

Gov. Gavin Newsom has gained increasing national attention for targeting President Donald Trump in the media, reportedly boosting his national standing as the unofficial Democratic…
Entertainment

Artist Profile: Sombr

Sombr, the artist behind hits “Undressed” and “Back To Friends,” won his first ever award at the 2025 MTV VMAs on Sunday. The Onion shares…
Entertainment

The Onion’s Guide To The Emmys

The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s most lauded…
News

Pros And Cons Of Deploying Troops To Chicago

Chicagoans are waiting tensely to see whether President Donald Trump will follow through on his threat to deploy the National Guard. The Onion examines the…
Local

Tips For Apple Picking

Apple picking is a fun and festive way for the whole family to enjoy the scenic autumn season. Here are The Onion’s tips for picking…

News

New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT

OpenAI announced new safety features will be soon coming to ChatGPT in an effort to better protect teens and others experiencing “acute distress.” The Onion…
Sports

The U.S. Open By The Numbers

Jannik Sinner, Coco Gauff, and more of the world’s top tennis players are squaring off in New York for a major title in the fourth…
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’

Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters has been a smash hit, earning the streaming service its first box-office win and placing four songs in the top 10…
News

Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork

As millions of students across the U.S. return to the classes, schools and universities are struggling to establish consistent policies regarding the use of AI.…
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’

Alien: Earth, the latest entry in the Alien franchise, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sci-fi series. Q:…
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘Weapons’

Weapons, a new horror film from the director of Barbarian, topped the box office on its opening weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to…

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