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  • Doctors Give Area Man Six Months To Pay

    Doctors Give Area Man Six Months To Pay

    CARBONDALE, IL—Doctors at Southern Illinois Hospital confirmed Monday that Dale Monfort, a 39-year-old lymphatic-cancer sufferer who underwent emergency surgery last week, has just six months…