Russian President Boris Yeltsin’s questionable physical condition has been the subject of much discussion lately, reaching a fever pitch with last week’s announcement that he is too weak to undergo a heart operation. What do you think about his poor health?

Laurence Grieg • Financial Planner

“My grandpa got sick and old and died. You don’t think the same thing could happen to Yeltsin, do you?”

Laurence Grieg • Financial Planner

Walt Huber • City Councilman

“Maybe the U.S. could send him some coloring books to cheer him up.”

Walt Huber • City Councilman

Cheryl Coogan • Gaffer

“The rising popularity of the Russian folk song, ’Where is Yeltsin? Is He In the Cupboard?’ is indicative of these troubled times.”

Cheryl Coogan • Gaffer

Bill Kent • Tax Attorney

“I only wish I’d responded to his letters and answered his calls. Now the poor man’s dying of a broken heart.”

Bill Kent • Tax Attorney

Lenore Post • Systems Analyst

“As one of Russia’s top physicians, I’d recommend Yeltsin reduce his beef intake to four giant helpings a day.”

Lenore Post • Systems Analyst

Peter Frankowicz • Housesitter

“USA! USA! Hey, if Yeltsin doesn’t like it here, he can fuckin’ move to Russia.”

Peter Frankowicz • Housesitter

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