Treasure hunters recovered more than 1,000 silver and gold coins worth about $1 million from a 1715 Spanish shipwreck off Florida’s coast. What do you think?

“Fools! Heed you well the curse of Don Carlos Leon, or meet your doom.”

Neil Everill, Corporate Photographer

“We never should have taken our money off the Spanish treasure standard.”

Jose Escobedo, Mirror Polisher

“Good luck getting a vending machine to take them.”

Elliot Martz, Hammer Tester

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