Tom Brady revealed that he and his family used non-invasive technology to create a clone of their beloved dog after the original pet passed away. What do you think?

“It would’ve been much more humane to clone a shelter dog.”

Yvonne Canales, Systems Analyst

“Well, that really fucks my parlay.”

Barry Niestradt, Bracelet Model

“You’d think he could afford a new dog.”

David Wohlers, Curling Announcer

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