Podcasts

Hear why you probably should have set a back-up alarm because it’s already 11 a.m. and everyone is looking for you.

Plus, we’ll sit down with OPR’s immortal election expert who has only predicted 12 of 58 presidential elections correctly, but we still give him some…

A pro-Trump voter from rural Missouri. A young, die-hard Democrat from Boston. Can they put their difference aside, and prove that there is more that…

And later, we explain how to properly fill out your mail-in ballot just in case you’re too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.

Hear why the American populace has never been lucky in leadership, and is now beginning to wonder if they’re the reason they’ve never been able…

Hear why many Christian pro-life groups are celebrating what they believe could be the judicial power needed to stop pap smears and HPV tests for…

Hear where the nation’s incarcerated plan to flee in order to start a safer, quieter life.

Hear why the people you thought you were closest with actually don’t feel similarly at all.

L’Oréal’s new FaceSmash collection guarantees not to blotch or smear even after you’ve been pancaked by a 20-ton bus hauling ass down the highway. But…

Because, like, we could totally end it tomorrow if we also wanted to be a bunch of tryhard suck-ups like Finland.

Find out how often your local route is disrupted by train conductors unwittingly barreling over screaming lassies as they wave their dainty handkerchiefs in the…

The progressive new policy grants potential fathers eight days to fly out to a taping of the popular daytime talk show so they can determine…

Oh yeah, that’s definitely not good. We have the latest on this marsupial that could only have been acquired through some particularly sketchy means.