Twitter is reportedly rolling out a $3 per month subscription model called Twitter Blue that would offer users exclusive services such as saving and organizing favorite tweets as well as undoing tweets. What do you think?

Sonja Vanhorn, Legalese Translator

“I guess I’m accustomed to useless things being free.”

Sonja Vanhorn, Legalese Translator

Kiel Foss, Unemployed

“You cannot improve upon perfection.”

Kiel Foss, Unemployed

Brett Medlock, Shoe Widener

“Twitter has already taken everything else from me, so what’s a few extra bucks a month?”

Brett Medlock, Shoe Widener

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