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Vol 50: Issue 49

Entertainment

Top 10 TV Moments Of 2014
Sports

Only Post On Fantasy Football League Message Board Still Commissioner’s Message Announcing Time Of Draft
News

Rising Income Inequality Causing Wealthy Americans To Take On Second Sailboat

PALO ALTO, CA—Explaining how economic conditions were drastically altering citizens’ behavior and spending patterns, a report released Wednesday by researchers at Stanford Business School revealed…
Entertainment, Time Killers

Why Aren't We Going To Our Office Holiday Party?
American Voices, Opinion

New Amazon ‘Make An Offer’ Feature Allows Shoppers To Haggle Over Price

Amazon has introduced a new feature called Make an Offer, which allows online shoppers to propose a lower price to sellers that they can either…
Local

Teen Sick Of Mother Barging Into Room With Clean, Folded Clothes

ELIZABETHTOWN, PA—Voicing displeasure at her blatant disregard for his privacy, area teenager Chad Fleming reported Wednesday that he is fed up with his mother always…

Local

Returning Parents Can Tell Son Had Huge House Fire Over Weekend

VERONA, WI—Despite his best efforts to conceal the damage, area teen Kyle Towser confirmed Wednesday that his parents could clearly tell he had a huge…
Entertainment

Report: 80% Of Queen’s ‘Greatest Hits’ CDs Lodged In Center Console Of First Car

WASHINGTON— Confirming that most copies have not been played since high school, a report released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center found that 80 percent…
Politics

Michelle Obama Quietly Reassigned To Department Of Agriculture After Butting Heads With President

WASHINGTON—After allegedly clashing with the commander-in-chief behind closed doors over the past several months, Michelle Obama has been quietly reassigned to a position within the…
Entertainment

10 People Who Made No Difference In 2014
American Voices, Opinion

General Mills Reviving French Toast Crunch

Eight years after retiring it from grocery store shelves, General Mills has announced it will reintroduce French Toast Crunch, the cereal with tiny squares artificially…
Entertainment

Top Drones Of 2014

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