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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as…

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Hillary Clinton Is Polling Ahead Of Joe Biden vs. Did Somebody Say Hillary Clinton?
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To My Constituents, My Health … America … Purple … Bees vs. The Country … Milkshake … Vietnam … Hello?
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President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6 vs. Mike Pence Was Wrong To Say President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6
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A Self-Driving Tesla Ran Over My Son vs. Elon Musk Is Revolutionizing The Way We Kill People

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Oh, Are The PC Police Here To Arrest Me For Havin’ Opinions? vs. Sir, We Are The Regular Police And You Need To Come Out Of That Slide

Well, well, well. Look who decided to come out of their safe space to oppress another honest American. What’s wrong, have I somehow “offended” you?…
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I Want My Daughter Back, You Son Of A Bitch vs. Duh, That’s How A Kidnapping Works

Listen up, you bastard, I don’t know who you are or why you did this, but if you so much as touch a single hair…
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All My Life, I’ve Worked Hard, Told The Truth, Been A Good Husband And Father, And Today I Was Diagnosed With Cancer vs. I Feel Great!

During my 48 years in this world, I’ve done my best to lead a good life. I’ve worked hard, been honest in my dealings with…
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Twitter Is An Echo Chamber That Causes People To Create A Community Of Like-Minded Users Repeating Their Own Viewpoint Back To Them vs. Yes!

In little more than a decade, the massive growth of social media has sparked a revolution in how we communicate. It has empowered us to…
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The Republican Party Cannot Stand By And Let Obamacare Destroy This Country vs. Help Me

My fellow Americans, as I write this, the United States government is experiencing its first shutdown in 17 years. Democrats are quick to place blame…
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Who Wants A Belly Rub? vs. I Want A Belly Rub

Aw, who’s a good boy? Who’s a good little boy? Does someone want a belly rub? Does someone want to roll over and let me…

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Happy Father's Day, Dad vs. Thank You, Disappointment

Hey, Dad. Happy Father’s Day.
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The Anemic Economic Recovery Is Due To The Failed Policies Of My Opponent vs. C'mon Man, The Debate's In A Couple Hours, We Can Do This Then

If there’s one thing I’ve learned campaigning across this great country of ours, it’s that hardworking Americans are doing their God’s honest best in these…
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My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids vs. Can We Please, Just Once, Have A Real Teacher

When I graduated college last year, I was certain I wanted to make a real difference in the world. After 17 years of education, I…
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As Long As You're Smiling, Nothing Can Get You Down vs. This Shelter For Homeless AIDS Sufferers Has Been Defunded; Please Gather Your Things

Now and again we all find ourselves feeling a little bit “blue.” That’s just life, after all. But remember, without the bad times, how would…
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Part Of Me Wants To See This Acrobat Fall To His Death vs. Part Of Me Wants To See That Guy In The Third Row Have A Heart Attack In Front Of His Family

I’ll admit I wasn’t that excited to take my wife and children to the circus. I’m 46 years old so I’m not exactly in the…
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If I See Doug, I'm Going To Kick His Ass vs. Apparently Doug Is A Better Fighter Than I Thought

That’s it. Doug thinks he can talk shit behind my back and get away with it? Oh, no, my friend, that’s not gonna fly with…

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