Sarah Mullally has been appointed the first female Archbishop of Canterbury, becoming the Church of England’s top spiritual leader. What do you think?

“God must be spinning in his grave.”

Paulo Greco, Substitute Bellhop

“Standing at podiums and reading books aloud is a man’s job.”

Wallace Taroza, Cherry Pitter

“Finally someone for the Pope to marry.”

Caroline Bertone, Bunker Decorator

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