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Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past

MILWAUKEE—Calling the effort a long overdue attempt to address the city’s checkered history, Milwaukee officials announced Friday that they had removed the iconic riverfront Fonzie statue amid…
Entertainment

‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching

ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a disclaimer that aired Tuesday at the beginning…
Entertainment

New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice

CHICAGO—With the fourth season of the hit FX show now streaming, viewers reportedly tuned into new episodes of The Bear Wednesday and watched a mutant…
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘Love Island USA’

Love Island USA is in the midst of its seventh season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the reality dating series. Q:…
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New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT

WASHINGTON—Predicting that the system would save countless Americans from missing an all-time classic, the Federal Emergency Management Agency announced the creation of a new alert…
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Mom, Dad Bickering Over Whether They’ve Seen ‘The Bear’

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—With the rest of the family looking on tensely as the conversation grew heated, local parents James and Denise Sweeney were reportedly bickering Tuesday…

Entertainment

‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com

LOS ANGELES—Saying the new format would help him present the series as he had always intended, Severance creator Dan Erickson announced Monday that the TV…
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Stephen A. Smith Hasn’t Ruled Out Living Cushy Life As Millionaire TV Personality With No Responsibilities

NEW YORK—Insisting he was keeping all avenues open as he explored his future, ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith told reporters Monday that he still hasn’t…
Entertainment

Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient

LOS ANGELES—In a press junket addressing the finale of the HBO series, White Lotus actor Patrick Schwarzenegger told reporters Tuesday he had grown worried that…
Entertainment

Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV

READING, ENGLAND—Calling his ignorance “a major oversight,” filmmaker Sam Mendes admitted Monday that he conceived his idea for four Beatles biopics before hearing about TV.…
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Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
Entertainment

Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription

HILLSDALE, NY—Sighing loudly after a login attempt revealed he would need to enter credit card information to continue, actor Walton Goggins reportedly wondered aloud Tuesday…

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