An 80-year-old man has told police he was wrong to drive down Rome’s famed Spanish Steps after firefighters had to recover his vehicle from the landmark in the early morning hours. What do you think?

“It’s fine to park there if you’re just running into Rome to grab a few things.”

Kate Milani, Plastics Researcher

“Fuckin’ Waze, man.”

Matheus Simon, Shelf Collector

“What were they thinking putting steps outside?”

Drew Lozada, Janitorial Scheduler

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