Federal judges, some of whom are overseeing cases involving the Trump administration, are sounding the alarm over unsolicited deliveries of pizzas to their homes, which they view as a tactic of intimidation against them. What do you think?

“People will say anything to get out of tipping.”

Alfred Bako, Prong Straightener

“Man, I wish I was worth intimidating.”

Nelson Eggleston, Produce Curator

“Hopefully they’ve hired some big, hungry guys for protection.”

Savannah Arnold, Vacuum Sealer

Like A Vitamin You Ingest With Your Eyes. Get The Onion Newsletter.

"*" indicates required fields

This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.