Kim Kardashian announced that she has completed her law program after six years of legal studies, with her sister Khloé sharing photos of the private ceremony on her Instagram story. What do you think?

“Well now she’s definitely out of my league.”

Tony Chavez, Vintage Typographer

“I could use a lawyer who takes the spotlight off of my crimes.”

Angela Aguirre, Wrist Examiner

“The real money is in trades.”

Gary Perkins, Book Shelver

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