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Vol 61: Issue 40

American Voices

Trump Announces TrumpRx Website For Prescription Drugs

Through a new government-run website called TrumpRx, drug manufacturers will sell prescription medicines directly to consumers at lower-than-retail prices, but insurance will not be accepted.…
American Voices

Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools

According to a new report, Stephen King is now the author most likely to be censored by U.S. schools, with The Shining, Christine, The Stand,…
Football, Sports

Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies
Entertainment

What To Know About ‘Good Boy’

Good Boy, a horror movie told from the point of view of its dog protagonist, comes to theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you…
American Voices

Pete Hegseth Rails Against Fat Generals

Pete Hegseth sharply condemned “fat generals” at a military gathering, ordering all officers to meet stricter fitness standards. What do you think?
Entertainment

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Politics

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

WASHINGTON—Calling him “the best man for the job,” President Donald Trump reportedly asked JD Vance Thursday to research whether the president was allowed to kill…
News

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91
Entertainment

Artist Profile: Zach Bryan

With 112,408 fans attending his show Saturday at Michigan Stadium, country star Zach Bryan set a new national record for the largest ticketed concert crowd.…
American Voices

OpenAI Introduces Parental Controls

OpenAI introduced new parental controls for ChatGPT, allowing oversight over settings and alerts for unsafe content, though teens will be able to disable the controls…
Entertainment

New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong

LOS ANGELES—Saying he was excited to explore the psychology of “one of the 21st century’s greatest villains,” Monster creator Ryan Murphy announced Wednesday that the…
Entertainment

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

MESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical media collector David Campbell confirmed Wednesday he…

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