Cory Booker Archives - The Onion https://theonion.com/tag/cory-booker/ America’s Finest News Source Tue, 02 Dec 2025 17:25:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/cropped-site-icon.png?w=32 Cory Booker Archives - The Onion https://theonion.com/tag/cory-booker/ 32 32 234789167 Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows https://theonion.com/cory-booker-delivers-historic-25-hour-wedding-vows/ Mon, 01 Dec 2025 20:31:27 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851693941 The post Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows appeared first on The Onion.

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]]> 1851693941 Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor https://theonion.com/cory-booker-sets-record-for-longest-fingernails-on-senate-floor/ Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:39:35 +0000 https://theonion.com/?p=1851682367 WASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) reportedly set the congressional record this week for the longest fingernails on the Senate floor. “With your support, I have grown my fingernails to eight feet and three-quarters inches,” said Booker, whose act of strength and courage inspired millions […]

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]]> WASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) reportedly set the congressional record this week for the longest fingernails on the Senate floor. “With your support, I have grown my fingernails to eight feet and three-quarters inches,” said Booker, whose act of strength and courage inspired millions of Americans across the country to grow out their own fingernails, bake gymnasium-size pizzas, and hold their breath underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time. “Was it easy? No. Were there times I wanted to quit, to just sit down and get out the clippers? Of course. I knew I wouldn’t be able to eat, or go to the bathroom, and yet I succeeded anyway.” According to reports, the New Jersey lawmaker broke the late South Carolina Sen. Strom Thurmond’s 1957 record by more than a foot.

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