The U.S. State Department said it may review the legal status of immigrants who “praise, rationalize, or make light” of Charlie Kirk’s fatal shooting. What do you think?

“I’d better attack Nancy Pelosi’s husband just to be on the safe side.”

Aaron Hart, Root Pickler

“But they do nothing when immigrants mock my boardshorts.”

Bart Foltin, Toothpick Carver

“Yeah, stick to making this country the beautiful tapestry it is, immigrants!”

Cara Weary, Shovel Salesman

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