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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

EAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo and Reese’s announced Thursday that the two…
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Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart

A study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken heart after the death of a loved…
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Hulk Hogan Dead At 71

Hulk Hogan, who used his bombastic showmanship to transform professional wrestling and take the sport mainstream, died in Florida at the age of 71. What…
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4 Floridians Die From Flesh-Eating Bacteria

Four Florida residents have died from flesh-eating bacterial infections, a disease that thrives in warm seawater and enters the body through open wounds in the…
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Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi

LAKELAND, FL—Frustrated by the care center’s lack of an adequate signal, Caleb Morris, grandson of local woman Judith Scalzo, complained Tuesday that Sun Haven Hospice…
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Australian Woman Convicted Of Triple Murder Using Poisonous Mushrooms

An Australian woman was found guilty of murdering three of her estranged husband’s relatives by serving them beef Wellington laced with death‑cap mushrooms. What do…

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Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner

MINNEAPOLIS—Moved by the animal’s unwavering devotion, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 4-year-old cocker spaniel Biscuit refused to move from the spot where he had killed…
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Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already

WORCESTER, MA—Blinking in disbelief as the individual passed him on the street alive and well, local serial killer Aaron Samuel Christensen confirmed to reporters Tuesday…
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Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

SANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the deceased couple’s living conditions, personal lives, and…
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Funeral Priest Not Sure How Obliquely To Talk About Hot Air Balloon Accident

TULSA, OK—Expressing concern about the most appropriate way to laud the life of a departed parishioner at her funeral, local priest Father Thomas O’Mannon was…
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Couple Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Plane For 4 Hours After Woman Dies Midflight

A married couple on a flight from Australia to Qatar said they were forced to sit next to a dead woman’s body for four hours…
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First U.S. Bird Flu Death Reported

The first person to have a severe case of H5N1 bird flu in the United States has died, with the patient, who was over 65…

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