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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling

WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady…
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Melania Trump Informs Visiting Children She Hid Many Easter Eggs Behind Curtain Of Reality

WASHINGTON—Lifting up the hem of existence as she gestured for the kids to go within and explore, Melania Trump reportedly informed children visiting the White…
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Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
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Melania Trump Swiping Through Raya Matches In Full View Of Cameras

WASHINGTON—Not bothering to conceal her phone screen, Melania Trump was reportedly swiping through Raya matches Monday in full view of television cameras. The former and incoming…

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