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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
American Voices

California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

California has enacted a law to eliminate certain ultra-processed foods from school meals over the next decade, becoming the first state to do so. What do…
Entertainment

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie
American Voices

Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream

Supermodel Tyra Banks introduced a warm, drinkable dessert called Hot Mama, describing it as “the world’s first hot ice cream experience.” What do you think?
Politics

USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON—In response to the freezing of federal funds necessary to keep the essential grain operational for millions of Americans, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has,…
News

MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt

CHICAGO—In effort to honor the extraordinarily talented and creative individual, a MacArthur ‘genius grant’ was awarded Wednesday to Arkansas man Dale Huggins for his invention…

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Heartbroken Man Realizes He Only Loved Idea Of Fried Egg On Burger

KNOXVILLE, TN—After a disappointing lunch that shattered his romanticized view of the topping, heartbroken local man Vince Salazar stated Monday that he now understood he…
American Voices

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship

Ben & Jerry’s cofounder Jerry Greenfield resigned after 47 years due to parent company Unilever’s suppression of the brand’s social activism, which he believes violates…
American Voices

Study: Warmer Weather Drives More Sugar Consumption

A study published in Nature Climate Change found that warmer temperatures drive Americans to consume more added sugar, especially from sodas and frozen treats. What…
Politics

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch

WASHINGTON—After entering a school cafeteria in D.C. and wrenching a brown paper bag from the hands of a small child, U.S. senators and representatives taunted…
News

Study Finds Ultra-Processed Foods Make Up Over 50% Of Americans’ Thoughts

BALTIMORE—Identifying a disturbing behavioral trend likely to have profound health consequences, a study published Wednesday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University found that ultra-processed foods…
Local

No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba

ST. LOUIS—According to several eyewitnesses who were inside local café Panda Bubble Tea on Tuesday, no, 53-year-old man Aaron Strickland would not like “popping boba”…

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