Commentary When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’ Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself, Rich. Our team trusted you with the privilege of proving yourself on Trivia Hell Night. But after last…
Commentary, Opinion I Did Warn You Not To Get Me Started On The Shortcomings Of The ‘Lego Indiana Jones’ Games Well, there we go, Adam. You had to reopen an old wound.
Commentary, Opinion Your Ignorance Of Classic Horror Leaves You Woefully Unqualified To Run This Haunted House Mr. Barnett, I am horrified, and not in a good way.
Commentary, Opinion I'm Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul'Aman Raid I have had enough, Paul. It is no longer worth the gold it costs to fly to the Ghostlands if my soldiers are going to…
Commentary, Opinion I Must Take Issue With The Wikipedia Entry For 'Weird Al' Yankovic To whomever or whatever is currently in charge of the free encyclopedia and online community portal at Wikipedia.org, I demand that you remove the mask…
Entertainment I'll Thank You Not To Call My Collection Of Sequential-Art Erotica 'Dirty Comics' I’ve been called many unfair names in my day, Grygor, but I never imagined that someone I consider a friend would label me an “onanist”…
Commentary, Opinion Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish Really, Steven. Of all people, I expected more from you.
Commentary, Opinion I Regret To Say Your Wedding Falls Square In The Middle Of The Prisoner Marathon When I received your wedding invitation, Neil, I was overcome with joy at the prospect of being part of your blessed day. As one of…
Commentary, Opinion When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address I consider you a friend, Douglas. Together, we have shared many adventures, from waiting in line for the Star Wars: Episode I premiere to meeting…
Commentary, Opinion Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction We, as a nation, have suffered. Wounded and confused, we wonder whether life will ever be the same again. But for all our pain, we…
Commentary, Opinion Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes Ah, Aimee Porter. How often I have gazed at you from across the coffee shop, longing to smell your hair, to feel your sympathetic cheek…