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Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia

Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia, although users report many articles are…
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Elon Musk Briefly Loses Title Of World’s Richest Man

Elon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s stock surged $100 billion on AI-related cloud…
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Starbase Named Best City To Start Family With Boss

NEW YORK—Describing the city recently incorporated by SpaceX workers as ideal for those hoping to settle down and raise their employer’s children, U.S. News &…
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Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class

ST. PAUL, MN—In a comprehensive new survey of how the wealthy view their socioeconomic status, a study published this week in the Journal Of Economic…
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Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad

BASTROP, TX—After news broke that the company’s AI tool had shared several antisemitic posts to X, Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he’d scrubbed the social…
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Elon Musk Announces Formation Of New ‘America Party’

Elon Musk has announced the formation of the “America Party” in response to President Donald Trump’s tax and spending bill, escalating their feud and aiming…

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Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate

AUSTIN, TX—Realizing that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to…
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IRS Allows Taxpayers To Deposit Payments Directly Into Elon Musk’s Bank Account

WASHINGTON—As part of ongoing efforts to improve the efficiency with which it collects money for the world’s richest man, officials at the Internal Revenue Service…
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Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident

WASHINGTON—Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday…
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Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

WASHINGTON—After days of listening to the tech billionaire criticize his ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Elon Musk Friday by nuking…
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk…
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial

AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return…