A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and fingers that were meant for surgical training use. What do you think?

“Looks like someone has a secret admirer.”

Adam Colosimo, Celebration Organizer

“Cancel that subscription or they’ll keep sending you more.”

Mustafa Fadel, Rope Puller

“When did fingers stop being medicine?”

Teagan Doty, Football Lacer

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