Cautioning that the findings needed to be reproduced in a larger sample size, scientists giving healthy volunteers a cocktail of growth hormones and diabetes medications found they lost an average of 2.5 years from their biological age after one year. What do you think?

Keira Foster • Masonry Inspector

“Humans always want to meddle, but only God can decide who’s hot and young.”

Keira Foster • Masonry Inspector

Devin Dudley • Chief Etymologist

“What is it, 2005? Bring a skeleton back to life or I don’t care.”

Devin Dudley • Chief Etymologist

Curtis Keith • Alpaca Breeder

“Great, because it would really help to be a legal minor by my court appearance next Friday.”

Curtis Keith • Alpaca Breeder

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