Merriam-Webster announced updates to its dictionary this week, including adding the use of the word “they” as a singular, nonbinary pronoun and weakening that case that using it is nongrammatical. What do you think?

Andrew Ferrell • Grain Supplier

“Everyone knows the English language is fixed at exactly 783,479 words and not one more.”

Andrew Ferrell • Grain Supplier

Grant Winter • Bail Bondsman

“If Merriam-Webster says it’s okay, then I guess my kid can move back in with me.”

Grant Winter • Bail Bondsman

Muriel Cleveland • Pant Sizer

“Wow, I guess even language can be controversial now.”

Muriel Cleveland • Pant Sizer

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