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New ‘Zelda’ Game Offering Man Much-Needed Escape From Daily Grind Of Playing Other Video Games

KANSAS CITY, MO—Allowing for a brief, relaxing respite from an otherwise grueling schedule, Friday’s release of The Legend Of Zelda:…

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‘Call Of Duty’ Adds Premium Skin Only Available To Players Who Kill Someone In Real Life
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Must-Play Games On PlayStation Plus Premium
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‘Elden Ring’: The Official OGN Guide (And How We Beat The Game In Under 30 Minutes)
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Hey Gamers, We Know We Can Sometimes Be A Little One-Note About Gaming So If You Ever Want To Talk About Something Else, Like Baking Or Whatever, Just Know We’re Down

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Games Bring People Together: We Don’t Have Any Specific Story Right Now That Proves This Point, But We Wanted To Express The General Sentiment

Wow, sometimes the power of gaming to bring people together simply cannot be denied, and while we don’t have a specific story right now that…
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Bad News Gamers: It Appears Now Is Not The Time For Idle Merriment

Dang, we have some really unhappy news to share with gaming fans today, news that it brings us no pleasure to write about: Unfortunately, it…
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Be Cool, For Once, Gamers: Mrs. Thompson Said We Might Get to Play ‘Minecraft’ If We Finish The Quiz By 11:45

Look, gamers, we hate social studies quizzes as much as the next guy, but it would be in all of our best interests if we…
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As A Show Of Good Faith, We’re Sending In 10 Little-Known Facts About ‘The Witcher’ And All We Ask Is You Not Harm Any Of The Hostages

Hello! We are addressing ourselves to the individual inside the First Savings Bank on Fourth and Grand. You are speaking to the Onion Gamers Network.…
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Square Enix Writers Explain Why They’ll Never Put The Coward Marlin Into A ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Game

Readers, get ready for some gaming insight, because the Square Enix writers behind the hit Kingdom Hearts series just gave us an exclusive interview about…
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Good News RPG Fans: We’re All Constantly Playing Some Kind Of Role No Matter What

Get excited, RPG fans, because we’ve got some good news for you. It turns out that as human beings living in a modern society, we’re…

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Ultimate Betrayal: It Has Come To Our Attention That There Is A Non-Gamer Within The Ranks Of Our Readership, And We Will Find You

Since our founding in 1947, Onion Gamers Network has built a relationship of trust with our readership. The passing years have brought countless changes, but…
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We Break Down Every Moment of The ‘Elden Ring’ Preview To Avoid A Conversation With Our Dad About End-Of-Life Care

Death hangs in the air of FromSoftware’s worlds. Decay haunts its castle corridors. Monsters and fiendish booby traps subject your hero to constant grisly setbacks.…
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Cut It Out: You Can Criticize King K. Rool’s Actions Without Resorting To Insulting His Weight

All right, gamers—we’re seeing a troubling trend in online discourse that needs to be addressed: the conversation surrounding the primary antagonist to the Kong family…
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Time For The Talk, Young Gamers: Sex Is Like A Wonderful 2 Player Co-Op Game With Someone You Love

Hey there, young gamers! We know you look to OGN for the latest news and commentary for all things gaming-related, but now that you’re getting…
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Here’s How To Score Your Free Xbox Series X Using Church’s Chicken 5-Piece Tenders Combo Promotion

Microsoft’s latest console might be sold out at most major retailers, but there’s still one place where you can score one of these hot-ticket items…
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Unlikely Friendship: This Baby Xbox Is Best Friends With An N64 ‘WWF War Zone’ Cartridge

Heartwarming story alert, gamers! This WWF War Zone cartridge had a nest that a baby Xbox Series X clambered into when it had broken one…

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