While trying to reassure a child she was caring for, a local Kansas babysitter was shocked to come face-to-face with a man when she aimed to show the kid there were no monsters under the bed. What do you think?
“Of course a man can’t even hide under someone else’s child’s bed anymore without being called a monster.”
Leslie Mack, Sequel Screenwriter
“The trick is to not get your kids beds.”
Chandler Marks, Cactus Sharpener
“Maybe he just wanted to hear a bedtime story.”
Alan Rivard, Boot Shipper
